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Fuckin' turd. - Maj. Ron Dalton
Ya know what this hunk of shit is? It's a retarded coffin on legs, that's what it is. - Cpl. Kip Sratmann
If any jabroni here can jockey this rustbucket for over 30 seconds without going batshit insane, I'll put 'em up for a fucking Medal of Honor. - Cpt. Bruno Himmler
The DDM5 Hloekk is bankrupt firm Tito & Co's first attempt at a jaeger. Due to the lack of funds and inexperience of the company(more like a few mildly knowledgeable individuals inside s shed) building it, the DDM5's performance is, simply put, absymal. This is to the point where the PPDC has refused to classify it as a jaeger, but rather as an MBT(Main Battle Tank).