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| Larry | |
|---|---|
| Biographical information | |
| Birth name | Larry |
| Nickname(s) | Larry
Big L |
| Born | A Long Time Ago... Probably |
| Died | Well... he plays poker with Death every friday... |
| Cause of death | Bad Poker Face |
| Citizenship | EARTHLINGS BEWARE HE BE...
Human |
| Family | Whut... he was unimportant enough, now he has FAMILY?! |
| Physical description | |
| Hair | Dunno |
| Eyes | Really Dunno |
| Height | TO BE INTERROGATED |
| Weight | TO BE INTERROGATED |
| Career information | |
| Jaeger Academy Class | Exceedingly Odd Jobs Guy |
| Occupation | RBG Band Member |
| Rank | Best in his Closet |
| Ranger Number | 27 |
| Strike Group | Raging Bluegrass Garfunkel - although their music isn't THAT bad... hey, that one was SUPPOSED to kill Mutavore! |
| Deployments | That band has been out more than your average high-school dating service |
| Affiliations | Raging Bluegrass Garfunkel |
| Jaegers Piloted | Raging Bluegrass Garfunkel |
| Partner(s) | Dude and other temporary Raging Bluegrass Garfunkel members |
| Commanding Officer | Dude.
Anybody who wants to push him around. Anybody who asks politely. Actually Larry just gets picked on a lot it's OK to do it because he's a broom. :3 ~Newt (Drunk) |
| Out-of-Universe information | |
| Appears in | RAGING BLUEGRASS GARFUNKEL F**K YEAH! |
Larry is an odd fellow. Generally nobody knows why he's there or how he does the stuff he does. He is, however, very prone to bad luck, getting picked on by Fourth-Wall'ers, and a great multitude of other things. He also occasionally plays poker with Death on fridays. Nobody is sure of how THAT got started either.
History[]
Unfortunately nobody gave enough shits about him to record anything. Heck, the first known data on Larry was that in 2020-something, he helped gather Chunkles Hansen's Mind and Soul. He was then told to return them and go get Chuck's so the production of Mecha-Chuck could start.
Oh yeah! And at some point he was in the band Raging Bluegrass Garfunkel with Dude.
Probably Something Important[]
Raging Bluegrass Garfunkel was reunited.
Galaxy[]
He went to an old mountain lady and she said that Larry would rule a section of the galaxy in the near future meaning he is not to be messed with when that time comes.
The Time Came[]
No innuendo meant, but that old mountain lady forgot to mention that Larry's section of the galaxy was about half a hectare of land out in the middle of the Sahara Desert.
The Moon[]
After being really pissed off (really, really, really pissed off), he decided to take over the Moon. He was successful and made the world bow down to him, but his reign ended after 1 year and 3 months when some guy went to space and accidentally broke his control center. Repairs are underway, but will take a while.